more advanced DDD

this is some more advanced DDD

warning: some are illegal i have never done some of these and i dont recommend doing these these are dangerous pranks

1. make a cherry bomb (video on youtube) and get a long fuse tie them together once they come out light them and run AND THEY WILL FREAK

2. get a paintball gun (unloaded or you WILL get arrested) and scare them when they come out

3. throw a bunch of smoke grenades (homemade are best dont use the old ping pong ball in the tin foil bomb that one will kill them)

4. put a plastic bag filled with flour or smething that looks like crack that one is funny

5. put broken glass on there front porch (hope they are barefooted)

6. pour melted vaseline on the front porch and then ring the door bell (THIS ONE IS FUNNY THEY SLIP AND SLIDE EVERYWHERE)

7. get a blank gun and shoot a bunch of shots and they will freak out

8. combine 6 and 7 they will slip and freak

9. slap them with a dead fish

10. go in there garage and throw there stuff on the lawn

11. go to an apartment complex or hotel with doorbells and ring 2 apartments door bells and they will think that each other did it

12. go into an elevator at a hotel and have an airhorn on the first floor tape the air horn so it countinouly blows then throw it on the first floor then close the elavator door then go up and go down the stairs and watch

The Special Pranks

Ok for some better DDD pranks here are some

1. if it is cold throw a cold water balloon at them (do the same in the summer) if ther is snow throw a snowball at them

2. piss in a milk carton lean it against the door ring it and they will have a house full of piss

3. throw a bunch of trash in there yard and ring the bell

4. get some dog crap put it in a bag an light it on fire watch the magic that one is funny!

5. throw dog crap at them

6. get used condoms and throw them on the front porch

the ways to ding dong ditch

Im going to teach you how to Ding Dong Ditch (DDD) so here are some begginers steps.

This is the way to do a perfect DDD

1. Scope out the area for a week tops day least

2. Find out when they go to work and get home from work

3. Search for hiding spots if there is none hide behind the house next to him

4. Draw a map from google earth or something

5. here comes the moment you DDD them you must get at least 3 people 2 is also acceptable

6. if you have 6 get one to climb a tree and watch one to hide somewher and take a video one to ring the doorbell one to partner the ringer and and 2 wimps to hide behind a car (one should be smart and take notes of what you did wrong

7. the ringer shall ring the doorbell alot and if you decide to take a video make them catch you and you will have an awsome video

Now you have learned well